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1.
Totally intoxicated and anxious to pick a fight with anyone
From the lager brand Stella Artois
"Get him in the police van ...he's Stellard"
"What's his problem? ...is he Stellard?"
"He thinks he's Artois ...but he's Stellard"
"Drunk and disorderly? ...No he's completely Stellard"
by Marshallasthefish November 14, 2007