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A place in the beautiful city of Galway in the west coast of Ireland call the Spanish arch. A.K.A Sparch. A hot spot among young wans especially in the months of June, during the exam weather, in which to share a big bag of cans with the lads.

Verb: to go Sparching
Guy 1: jaysus 'tis boiling. fine 'oul evening for a few cans hey!

Guy 2: you're absolutely right, will we head down to sparch?
Sparch by erin_mc98 October 14, 2018
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Verb; To ignite or light a bowl of marijuana or a joint.
"You dawg, sparch the blunt"
Sparch by BigO5000 March 1, 2012

sarchotic 

When you are so extremely sarcastic that people aren't sure if you're kidding or just crazy.
No, he's not crazy. He's just so sarchotic no one can understand his true intention.
sarchotic by Bibliomonger July 20, 2016

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.
Spanch by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021

Starch Lord 

Starch Lord is a Root Plant card that has 2 strength and 4 health of Guardian Class. He can conjure a root and buff a root’s strength and health by one.
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
Starch Lord by Absolutionist February 5, 2021
After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.
Spanch by 4Derps February 7, 2021