Spanch

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.

That's right Bowser, spanch!

by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021

Spanch

The destruction of Bowser via spanking.

After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.

by 4Derps February 7, 2021

Spanch

When you perfect something, usually exclaimed upon success.

I just beat a video game without even taking damage! Spanch!

by MIT_Moist February 6, 2021

Spanch

The excess jizz that leaks out of the chili-chute after intense shitter sex.

After ass-ramming my boyfriend, he let me eat the hot, gooey spanch that came streaming out of his loose asshole.

by The Beater March 30, 2004

Spanch

Spicy Ranch

This chicken sandwich would taste so good with some spanch!

by Gigidy Gigidy Spanch June 7, 2011

Spanch

Person that is an idiot

What a spanch! He got kicked out for smoking weed in the girls bathroom!

by NIgger69Fagot69 September 17, 2019

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020