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Car Stasis
Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.
Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.
Car Stasis by The Cash Money Taco April 15, 2013
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Siakis
Siakis is not a person he's an idea. He's handsome he's talented he has the whole pack.
ps he has a huge fucking cock
ps he has a huge fucking cock
Siakis by Ihavefuckingaids June 7, 2021
Status Stasis
When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
Status Stasis by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011
radio stasis
A state of prolonged immobility caused by great radio. When a driver has arrived at his destination, but is mentally unable to get out of the car until the song or program has finished.
radio stasis by david Somers March 11, 2007
historical stasis
To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.
historical stasis by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010
stasis
When a girl displays signs showing interest in you, but says she's not interested in a relationship right now. Basically, means you are still on the radar, but she's averse to a committed relationship. Also means that you can't seek other women, because you will seem shallow and flighty. Mentally draining situation.
guy 1: "dude did she say yes?"
guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"
guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"
guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"
guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026