When a girl displays signs showing interest in you, but says she's not interested in a relationship right now. Basically, means you are still on the radar, but she's averse to a committed relationship. Also means that you can't seek other women, because you will seem shallow and flighty. Mentally draining situation.
guy 1: "dude did she say yes?"
guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"
guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"
guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"
guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"
by bigdeezy March 5, 2012
A name for a wierd child. They probably dont like you, but they dont like people in general anyways...
by Stasiodhviuefwygv November 1, 2019
This is actually a name. Not a joke, like Chandler from friends. Child who is a perfect human. She’s actually ugly and anyone who names their child Stasi will be cursed.
by Bryan Coggs November 28, 2018
A name for a wierd child. They probably dont like you, but they dont like people in general anyways...
by Stasiodhviuefwygv November 1, 2019
Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.
Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.
by The Cash Money Taco April 16, 2013
When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
by Beelzebub Jones March 7, 2011