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shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

Shitcast 

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
Shitcast by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

Shitcation 

Shitcation is when young ladies in West Africa particularly Nigeria and Ghana go for an adventure to Dubai in search of money through prostitution. This happens with the aid and connection of a local pimp. They end up getting pooped right into the mouth after the unlimited gang bonking including ghetto gagging and all the nasty indulgence for the gratification of the Arabian men just for the money(dollar).
It is coined from the merging of shit + vacation and shorthanded as shitcation.
Shayc: Wonder why Poloo went for few days vacation in Dubai and then return with a brand new car

Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation
Shitcation by Shayc babs March 4, 2019

shattastic 

Man, that new show Show Me The Money is really shattastic!
shattastic by b48b January 13, 2007
A word used when shit is about to go down or has gone down.
"Things are about to get Shatastic"!

"Last night was shatastic"!

"When the shat goes down...you better be ready"...
Shatastic by Melodrama5 September 9, 2010

shitastic 

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.
Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic
shitastic by Anonymous January 23, 2003