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shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

Shanatic 

A hardcore Shahid Kapoor Fan. Shahid is a very Popular Indian Actor. His fans have made special lingo that is deicated to him. like amazing is Shamazing, etc etc
shanatic

shamestick 

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten
You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!
shamestick by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

Shaqtastic

Exceedingly superlative; sublime beyond reason.
Shaq Fu is friggin' Shaqtastic.
Shaqtastic by Mjollnir Falls April 13, 2006

SaraTastic 

SaraTastic

A guy on a site called RSBot who poses as a girl. He was banned for posting a fake pic and saying it was him. A week later he posted new pics of some ugly chick and said 'she' was insecure.
Pedophile, Pedobear, Trap

Albi describes this monster as : cool story bro

Alabama describes this fucker as : gay, homosexual, faggot

Parker describes him as : troll

Major describes this thing as : Tappable

Pokemans says : worthless troll
Person 1: omgg its SaraTastic!
Person 2: dude.. she has a dick
Person 1: no man! she posted pics!

*3 weeks later* he is banned for posting fake pics and such

Person 1: man! I fapped to a guy, wat da fuck!
SaraTastic by djalabama December 12, 2009

SHANANTICS 

A cross between SHANANIGANS and ANTICS
" I'm sick and tied of you and your SHANANTICS"
SHANANTICS by Lucas Draper February 21, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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