Separi 

Mentaly and physically ill person with no future of sex!

Andy Hass is Separi!

and my brother so i hate him...

Separi by Tanner Hass January 14, 2008

Separately Single 

When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.

New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.

Separately Single by Bananas!! November 13, 2016

Separately Single 

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious

Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

Separately Single by NormallyCamren March 17, 2015

Yesterday X Separation

Yesterday X Separation (Korean: 옛델대 뷔 셉알앋이온, stylized YESTERDAY / SEPARATION), commonly known as YXS, is a five-member Kwangyanese boy band formed by Throw It Back Rosie Entertainment. The group consists of five members Stoove, Yeoniel, Bengyu, Taerry and Kaimal.

Naega Byeonhae by Yesterday X Separation outsold the whole K-Pop Industry.

Yesterday X Separation by jenlisaforever January 26, 2022

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

purse breast separation by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007

Ginger Separatist Movement 

Gingers who think they are the supreme race.

The Ginger Separatist Movement is a Nazi-esque organization that was created by Eric Cartman to promote Ginger supremacy. It appeared in the episode "Ginger Kids".

Ginger Separatist Movement by CB31 April 21, 2010

David Sedaris

David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time.

My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.

David Sedaris by momentous January 12, 2005