The cutest lil bean. Can (and might) actually kill you. Can jump through space and time. He jumped, but he never acorned. Looks 13, but is actually 58. Loves black coffee and Dolores. Don’t fuck with him.
by dumb hoe 1234 April 17, 2019
a 58-year-old man trapped in a 13-year-old body
a time traveler
and a badass assassin
go down if you don't understand
(don't take this serious it's a joke for the umbrella academy)
a time traveler
and a badass assassin
go down if you don't understand
(don't take this serious it's a joke for the umbrella academy)
by egg,kid April 4, 2019
Character of the Umbrella Academy comic by Dark Horse. Small boy with the mind of a 58-year-old man, he was trapped in the ruins of Earth for 45 years (give or take), recruited by The Commission as an assassin, and returned to his deranged family in 2019. Upon his arrival home after what was to his siblings 17 years, he attempts to stop the apocalypse running on coffee, alcohol, and the encouragement of a mannequin. He celebrates with margaritas and contemplation of his future.
by h3я3.c0m3s.th3.sad1st1c.w13яdo May 14, 2019
A fine ass nigga that is always Disappearing like you look at him then you look back and he gone. And he got a nice ass.
by Nam~titties January 25, 2019
Military Intelligence, Section 5, or MI5, the British Security Service, as shown in the TV show "Spooks" (called "MI-5" in U.S. broadcasts). Responsible for counterespionage and domestic security, roughly analogous to the FBI. Based in Thames House on Millbank, London.
by Billy Frank May 28, 2008
by the man from space April 12, 2011