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stoab
"That girl was such a stoab, if she put a corn cob in her pussy, I could still eat it typewriter-style!"
"We almost hooked up last night, but it was like my dick hit a brick wall. Chick was a total stoab."
"We almost hooked up last night, but it was like my dick hit a brick wall. Chick was a total stoab."
stoab by stoabmeister January 3, 2010
SSOTBS
SSORBS Clause
Screen Shot OR Bull Shit
The general understanding that any claim made on the internet or about actions on the internet may be questioned or discounted unless suitable photographic or screen-capture evidence is supplied.
The general understanding that any claim made on the internet or about actions on the internet may be questioned or discounted unless suitable photographic or screen-capture evidence is supplied.
This nutsack was trying to have us believe that he had taken out five level 80 Horde, which included a ret pally and a fire-specced mage, on his rogue solo.
We called on the SSORBS Clause, and he vanished from the forums.
We called on the SSORBS Clause, and he vanished from the forums.
SSORBS Clause by Letsbreakit September 16, 2009
Shoab
1. A type of creature between human and god.
2. best cricketer of the world.
3. most eligible bachlor in India and Australia.
4. style icon for Tom Cruise.
2. best cricketer of the world.
3. most eligible bachlor in India and Australia.
4. style icon for Tom Cruise.
soab
Son of a bitch. A person who is a fking doublecrosser and spews nonsense everytime he speaks. Also they have pouted lips and a stuck up haughty face. Soabs are also known to have ultra -big egos despite their fuck faces. They also like to flirt with girls with their extremely ulgy appearance.
Soab: " Hey you know i have this super duper hot girlfriend and she gives extreme blowjobs and im so horny that i could cum right now"
Mature guy: " Fuck off dude youre peeing in your pants"
Mature guy: " Fuck off dude youre peeing in your pants"
ssabmud
ssabmud by dwafssfasafsfsafasf October 13, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"