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Rumpback Whale 

The act of breaching the water with ones ass like a whale breaching for a breath of air.
I gave the life guard at the public swimming pool a rumpback whale and they banned me for the summer.

rumpsmacker5000 

Is A Super Cyborg from the year 5000a.d. His primary objective is to pound snizz and smoke tweed. No smoking signs are powerless in his presence.
Awww shit bitch did you hear that mother fucker RumpSmacker5000 has traveled from the future to krush some chickens?!?!?!

rumpsocks 

Socks for your rump.
Geez! Look at these nifty rumpsocks I bought for my bum!
rumpsocks by Alina Naomi May 23, 2007

Rumpackage 

A word to be blurted out during awkward situations or over the phone to replace a 'hello'.
Man, i was sitting in study hall the most boring class of the day and some kid just walked in calmly and yelled "Rumpackage!"
Rumpackage by Rumpackage March 20, 2011

Rumpback Whale 

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.
That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.
Rumpback Whale by Hhead August 30, 2013
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026