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retallipoke
On Facebook, the retaliatory poking that ensues when one attempts to return the pokes one has already received.
I've got 74 pokes I'm trying to clear out, but as fast as I'm poking I still can't keep up - I'm getting retallipoked!
retallipoke by evilrubberducky April 23, 2011
Related Words
Retsal • retaliation • retal • retaliationship • Retaliatory Fart • retaliatory flatulence • retsack • Ratsalot • resal • Resalat
retaliationship
A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.
Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?
Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.
Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.
retaliationship by Erricred March 24, 2009
Retal
An energetic, hyper and loving person, anytime you need her she will always be there and although she is very stubborn she is also very giving. She is an energetic ball of fun and can hardly sit down, she is caring, courageous and beyond gorgeous. If your ever sad she will never hesitate to try to make you feel better or just be there for you. She is always happy when she is included and she loves when someone is there to listen to her problems. She might annoy the crap out of you but in the end of the day there’s nothing you wouldn’t do to hang out with her and you could never imagine your life without her.
Retal by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 11, 2021
Retalivity
“Why the fuck does Scott Always get to sit down while everyone else cleans?”
“You get used to it. Poor Marlee just scooped his vomit out of the sink. she didn’t even care when she found out it was him!”
“Wow what a piece of shit, why do I feel like I love him more now”.
”Fuckk william has the worst lactose farts after drinking and yet I still always get him chocolate milk and offer to drive. Theory of Retalivity strikes again”.
“Heard you and Thompson hit up the tarred and feathered in Beaverton the other night”.
“ ya man, As soon as we walked in a bunchof randoms started telling him they feel like they’ve known him their whole life.”
“Wow the retalivity is strong with this one.”
“You get used to it. Poor Marlee just scooped his vomit out of the sink. she didn’t even care when she found out it was him!”
“Wow what a piece of shit, why do I feel like I love him more now”.
”Fuckk william has the worst lactose farts after drinking and yet I still always get him chocolate milk and offer to drive. Theory of Retalivity strikes again”.
“Heard you and Thompson hit up the tarred and feathered in Beaverton the other night”.
“ ya man, As soon as we walked in a bunchof randoms started telling him they feel like they’ve known him their whole life.”
“Wow the retalivity is strong with this one.”
Retalivity by Koko4321 November 4, 2019
retaligagement
The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.
retaligagement by Ryan Smith from Ohio February 10, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"