A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
by Urban Source March 13, 2009
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It's more than a commercial. It's a realmercial. That's my word, I just coined it. Attribute it to me! Put it in the dictionary!
- hbomberguy, "WOKE BRANDS", 2019
- hbomberguy, "WOKE BRANDS", 2019
by カラノ October 18, 2020
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by Reclaimer122 July 25, 2007
Get the Reclaimer mug.The feeling of strong, (unhealthy) unrequited love. People in a state of Relimerence will tend to do extreme mental gymnastics to believe that the other person is in love with them. If you know someone in Relimerence, support them emotionally but make sure to keep letting them know that their "love" does not feel the same about them, ideally this would result in them leaving Relimerence.
"Don't spend your money on a broken jar of honey
Man, it's sweet, but it sure won't last you long
And you'll be complacent when you find a love that's patient
Don't you weep when the night finds you alone
But God, she kills me sure
That sweet relimerence"
Man, it's sweet, but it sure won't last you long
And you'll be complacent when you find a love that's patient
Don't you weep when the night finds you alone
But God, she kills me sure
That sweet relimerence"
by GrungusBungus April 7, 2022
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There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019
Get the Realtime shitposting mug.Wanting to be or do something that you're really passionate about, but you don't have the skills or talent to do it.
Carlos: I want to be a professional dancer but I have been to many academies and I still don't have rhythm. I'm such a realiher.
by Dn_Vn28-11 May 2, 2019
Get the realiher mug.A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009
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