A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
by Urban Source March 13, 2009
Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
by Sidney's natural resources August 26, 2019
A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
by Ultiman123 January 12, 2008