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Readgasm 

noun. Similar to "eargasm", a readgasm is a physical response reached when ones eyes feast upon handsome literature.
"How was the book?"
"When Katniss did a funeral for Rue I readgasmed."
"So, in other words, it was excellent."
Readgasm by snowtigger14 December 4, 2012
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The peak of one's sexual excitation at anything involving Reid Oliver (ATWT) including scrubs, leather jacket or tight jeans and his arousing moves on the mechanical bull
I reidgasm everytime I watch him on television
OMG did u see that LuRe kiss :O MAJOR Reidgasm!!!
Reidgasm by holapearl May 30, 2010
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roadgasm 

This is when an orgasm, or ejaculation is reached while the reciever (usually female) of the act is driving a vehicle. Opposite of roadhead!!!
OMG Paul i cant believe that roadgasm you just gave me forced me to hit a mailbox!

Lets get the f*ck outta here...
roadgasm by MarbooJuice/Pawlypanda January 23, 2008

Roadgasm 

The feeling of absolute joy you get from driving on a beautiful road, the view, the smell of petrol and your right foot pushing the gas pedal to the floor. You don´t have to drive a supercar or even drive fast. Just the feeling you get sitting behind the wheel and becoming one with the car, it´s like a meditation. But better. Much better.
Man, driving that Ferrari on the twisty road totally gave me a roadgasm.

I got a roadgasm on the way home, just me driving and a perfect scenery everywhere you look.
Roadgasm by Calabro March 11, 2015
A Reidgasm is when you get boned so hard that you see the true heavenly light above and in that moment you reach true and utter happiness like nothing in the world could ever be wrong again.
Raleigh: "OMG I had the best Reidgasm last night I ain't ever gonna feel that way again."
Reidgasm by HardReid October 20, 2016
the high produced from something that's really really cool
Man, that concert was so awesome, I totally radgasmed!
radgasm by B5 South November 13, 2004
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