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Rastrelloism 

The practicing of Rastrelloism: To go about one's life raking things. To also become a gardener of irrelevant terror.

After converting to Rastrelloism, the meaning as to rake something is to kill or horribly mangle it beyond means.
After converting to Rastrelloism, people seem to be scared of me in the fall.

Because I converted to Rastrelloism, my garden has never been better.
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Restrealitaet

Left over message board the web 1.0 era. Populated by a bunch of spaßbefreite techno boomers who like to jerk each other of and cry over their own misery.
Have you heard of Restrealitaet?
Nope.
Restrealitaet by Heimleiter November 22, 2021
A beautiful human being who is not mentally stable
Omg that chicks being Rashellio
Rashellio by Yana L. November 17, 2020

Retrellion 

A mixture of retreat and rebellion, especially during a time of social upheaval, such as when during the COVID-19 pandemic many Americans retreated to the safety of quarantine while also reacting strongly to world events like the killing of George Floyd and the disastrous Trump presidency.

The "rebellion" aspect of retrellion can also take the form of radical self-care during uncertain times.
"Because it wasn't safe to be out in the street, my retrellion took the form of sassy embroidery, ranting Facebook posts, and angry emails to Mitch McConnell."

"Retrellion didn't slow me down. I retreated only long enough to put on a gas mask and then I was out in the street protesting again."

"I was so caught up in a state of retrellion I wrote a bedroom synth pop record about it."
Retrellion by The Sharpist April 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026