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A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
by goldsac October 31, 2007
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A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
a woman's pubic hair or genitals
She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.
by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2010
Why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?
Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.
by Dari Ro June 23, 2013
Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!
by SealingPhan April 19, 2009
Garden n. A misspelling of Gadren
Garden is a great guy.
by Grilox May 01, 2004
Drug Dealer
I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"
by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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