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1.
A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
by goldsac October 31, 2007
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2.
A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
182 139
 
3.
a woman's pubic hair or genitals
She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.
by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2010
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4.
Why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?
Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.
by Dari Ro June 23, 2013
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5.
Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!
by SealingPhan April 19, 2009
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6.
Garden n. A misspelling of Gadren
Garden is a great guy.
by Grilox May 01, 2004
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7.
To fuck a girl. To dig in that ass and plant your seed. Developed by yours truely.
"Im gonna garden that bitch."
by blasphemour August 28, 2004
41 133