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Restricted Free Agent 

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.
Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.
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Restricting 

Generally used when talking about eating disorders, meaning restricting food intake.
"Have you been restricting again?"
Restricting by RaaAaAad af June 13, 2015

Restrict my airflow, father 

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink
"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

restricted 

When you can't log into your account.
James: "Why can't we play multiplayer?"
Viktor: "I'm restricted."
restricted by snopmannen03 February 4, 2018

restricted 

When something stops you from attending an event.
Shiv: I can't come to the park today. I've got to help my mum.
Laura: Arrrrr restricted!!

Restrictor Plate 

A piece located on a car's engine that you remove to give your car a little more juice...but keep it on the down low...its not exactly street legal
took the restrictor plate off to give the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the down low, she's not exactly street legal- Frank the Tank

Restrictive 

It's basically restricted but a different word.
The park is restrictive to go in. (I hate this example)
Restrictive by Max_smith231 September 22, 2020