Proxymate 

A second-rate companion, used solely for personal gain. Used only until something better comes along.

Susan didn't call all weekend, so I was forced to find a proxymate,

Proxymate by Jamie Richardson December 9, 2008

Proximute 

Proximute is a french person who is attractive, sexy, and truly creative/charming. Proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression)

Ian- yo guys did you about proximute's new map

Kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab and make a surf map?

Zeuse- proximute i love you

Proximute by Enigm_A August 6, 2017

proximate cause 

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

proximate cause by Petrochelli May 2, 2008

Promate 

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

Promate by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day 

on december 30th a mod in cqqp's discord server, prozymetiz, gives me (kassu) 1k robux.

proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day and I like bobux

proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day by kassu December 30, 2020

proximate 

prox· i· mate | \ˈpräk-sə-mət \ 1) A person you mate with who is close to you by kinship or in some other way. 2) A person who mates with you on behalf of another, i.e. a proxy mate.

Jack: Hey, are you and your second cousin still fuck buddies?
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.

proximate by Len Bakerloo December 22, 2018

Proxyrage 

Becoming outraged on behalf of a total stranger about an issue that doesn't affect you.

Oh great Dallas is going proxyrage about the jontron incident again.

Proxyrage by XxxAsslustPickles69900xxX April 15, 2017