Phlock 

to grow out one's hair in the sole purpose of curling it

"I wanna phlock my hair so I can get the boys."

Phlock by Migrate January 14, 2010

Plock 

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

Plock by Sews October 8, 2017

plooky plock 

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes

"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock

plooky plock by plofd May 6, 2020

Pflock

Noun. Swiss-German term. A sweet way to refer to someone as dumb as a stick when he/she does something really clumsy.

Peter stumbles across the PlayStation controller cable while Heidi's playing Tekken 3. Heidi yells at Peter: "Pass doch uf du Pflock!"

Translation: "Watch out you Pflock!"

Pflock by tentakel August 17, 2009

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008

phrocket 

Animated clip art or computer graphic of a rocket that is phallic in nature.

The inclusion of several phrockets in the powerpoint presentation made many of the employees uncomfortable.

phrocket by RachelLB February 23, 2009

plockman 

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.

"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"

plockman by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007