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After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
Plock by Sews October 8, 2017
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plooky plock 

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes
"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock
plooky plock by plofd May 6, 2020
Noun. Swiss-German term. A sweet way to refer to someone as dumb as a stick when he/she does something really clumsy.
Peter stumbles across the PlayStation controller cable while Heidi's playing Tekken 3. Heidi yells at Peter: "Pass doch uf du Pflock!"

Translation: "Watch out you Pflock!"
Pflock by tentakel August 17, 2009
A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008

phrocket 

Animated clip art or computer graphic of a rocket that is phallic in nature.
The inclusion of several phrockets in the powerpoint presentation made many of the employees uncomfortable.
phrocket by RachelLB February 23, 2009

plockman 

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.
"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"
plockman by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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