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Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.
"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"
by The Deer Shit October 21, 2007

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