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PattyBakes 

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.
PattyBakes by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013

Pantsbeard 

The lustrous goatee formed within the confines of the pants.
"I just finished giving him a blowjob and now I have pantsbeard stuck in my teeth!"

"I wonder if the drapes match the pantsbeard..."

partyboarding 

Partyboarding (aka whiskeyboarding) is a form of partying, more specifically a type of whiskey drinking, in which whiskey is poured over a cloth covering the face and breathing passages of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the glorious sensation of drowning in whiskey.
We've pretty much been partyboarding for days
a sexy lovening carening guy,
i love kissing my mattybear,he's the best boyfriend in the world .
mattybear by disturbed69 September 30, 2011

Platybear 

A platypus and a bear mutated into one and also the name of Aaron AKA Timmy who is a stoopid idot and im smartererer then him cuz he stupidererer then me and he also likes butt pirates for some reason cuz hes a stoopid weird idot
What's a Platybear
Platybear by OMS_Bored December 17, 2018
Paybear is a really beautiful girl. With her smile she can light up anyone's day, she's a great girlfriend, a fabulous dresser, an outstanding artist and a girl with great attitude. She has a bad temper but it all blows away when someone special makes her smile. Paybear likes to spend time alone and listen to her favourite music. She is really adorable and will keep the butterflies in your tummy Everytime you see her. Paybear is pure beauty, sweetness, etc.
paybear by Alex sky November 14, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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