Pantsbeard

The lustrous goatee formed within the confines of the pants.

"I just finished giving him a blowjob and now I have pantsbeard stuck in my teeth!"

"I wonder if the drapes match the pantsbeard..."

Pantsbeard by The Danimal, the Couch & J-Dog November 8, 2009

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pasbeard

The large unkempt beard that Nathan Petrelli (played by Adrian Pasdar) grew at the begining of the second season of Heroes, the hit television show. The beard was deemed large enough by fans to have taken on its own personality and name.

"Hey, did you watch Heroes last night?"
"Yeah, now that he has that 'Pasbeard' Nathan looks like a freaking hobo. Its bigger than his face."

pasbeard by Carolyn O. January 8, 2008

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Related Words

Pantsbeard • pantsbeers • Pantshead • pasbeard

pantsbeers

Drinking a beer by pouring the beer in your pants. Made famous by Tulane University.

Student 1: Bro, did you watch Henry killing those pantsbeers at the tailgate.

Student 2: yeah man, it was fucking wild.

pantsbeers by Johnnytulane October 27, 2019

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Pantshead

A word used for decribing a person who is by all accounts a foolish fool.

Woah look at him. He is such a pantshead

Pantshead by Tinu June 13, 2003

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Pantshead

crazy wrestling character

Oh Man Pantshead just came in and KILLED EVERYONE

Pantshead by Jack Bonkose July 13, 2003

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pantsbeer

When you and the boys are drinking and you decide to release 12 fluid ounces of greatness down your pants. This is known as the pants beer popularized by the university of Oklahoma.

Who wants to rip a pantsbeer!?

pantsbeer by Mgregor December 10, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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