1 definition by The Danimal, the Couch & J-Dog

Top Definition
The lustrous goatee formed within the confines of the pants.
"I just finished giving him a blowjob and now I have pantsbeard stuck in my teeth!"

"I wonder if the drapes match the pantsbeard..."
by The Danimal, the Couch & J-Dog November 08, 2009

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