Parffit 

Verb: To walk around pretending you have muscles

tony parffits all over the place but he's a total scrawn.

Parffit by looloobeans May 7, 2009

5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

5th Alarm Parfait by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

Polish Parfait by nyjets63 March 4, 2009

parfait cookie 

the best cookie in cookie run, confirmed by devsisters

X: did you see the new cookie run character parfait cookie?
Y: yes! devsisters said shes the best chara

parfait cookie by keqings bf real August 17, 2021

Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.

I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.

Panty Parfait by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Puddin' Parfait 

When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick

Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait

Puddin' Parfait by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018

Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.

I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge

Parfitting by huingitugigun July 28, 2009