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parfaiting 

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.
That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.
parfaiting by rabelais10 August 3, 2010
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Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.
I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge
Parfitting by huingitugigun July 28, 2009
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Partaining 

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.
"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2
Partaining by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014

parafarting 

When you lay face down on the bed, your partner sits on your butt & you fart hard enough to make them lift into the air.
"I was so gassy the other day after eating all that spicy food, as Em climbed over me to her side of the bed I let rip & she went parafarting three feet into the air!"
parafarting by Hans Pooper May 5, 2019
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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