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verb; When someone messes something up or does something incredibly stupid, it could be said that they had "parfitted up" the said-thing. Is replaceable with "fucked up" or "messed up".

"Dude, how d'your exam go?"
"I parfitted that one up, that's for sure"

"Mandem, watch me clear this pond"
"You're going to parfitt it"

parfitt by athelstan_13 June 17, 2009

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parfitt

what people now say when they've done somethin stupid. such as releasing toxic gas in to a room where people work, endangering there lives and later needing two fire engines to stop the gas.

"look at him what a parfitt!"
"dont go and do a parfitt you ass"

parfitt by MC SHITHEAD May 27, 2005

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Parfitt

A green piece of poop.

Damn! I just did a parfitt! Shouldn't've eaten that broccoli.

Parfitt by jamal j. November 12, 2008

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Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.

guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method by dfghjks July 28, 2009

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Kevin Parfitt

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

Kevin Parfitt by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

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Sam Parfitt

The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.

Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.

Sam Parfitt by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018

robert parfitt

A Twat

He is such a Robert parfitt

robert parfitt by 14andunder June 28, 2017

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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