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pachinko 

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.
“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”
pachinko by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022
Me: "Hey Joe, your Mom sure is a pacha"
Joe: "Did it?"
pacha by the yeaher April 21, 2023

Steve Pachal 

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.
I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.
Steve Pachal by #stevepachal June 7, 2016
Pachine is a multi meaning word invented by twitch streamer Coziestpeak509 which can be used to define and label someone who’s a punk, bitch, cocksucker, whack dweeb or someone who wants to follow the rules and doesn’t do homie shit and instead chooses to go to sleep early and be a square. For Example a pachine can be getting wrecked in a 1v1 then run and hide with their teammates so a bunch of pachines can 1v4 you. Don’t restrict the use of the word pachine. You know a pachine when you see/come across one. If you see a pachine in public just laugh and in your head say to yourself what a pachine.
You know that dude Cozie? Yea, he’s such a pachine.
pachine by TTVillimpulse October 2, 2021

Pachifanga 

1. A Mexican slang word used to describe a female who is a buzz kill. A Pachifanga is typically aware of her fun sucking abilities but shows no regard for others interests.

2. Every Mexican family has one of these, and tends to avoid them at the family gatherings.

3. Pachifangas personally believe they are above everyone else based off of irrational beliefs regardless of social or financial status; which clouds their thinking and creates an atmosphere of buzz kill surrounding the individual.

4. The Pachifanga syndrome can last up to several hours, or days; and in some severe cases last a lifetime. It can be caused by loneliness, hanger, a recent break up, mother nature, anger, debt, a loss of job, a recent tv show being discontinued, lack of sex, or genitecally inherited at birth.
Everyone at the party stood away from Eufemia because she was being a Pachifanga.
Pachifanga by Magikpro December 22, 2017
That word that you love and just say randomly. It is a prehistoric rhino unicorn who smells like flowers and chili. He is you best friend and has a brother that is called squatchops hehe. :)
When your taking a poo you scream pachops just for the fun of it or reading a book and getting bored for example you flip the page and scream pachops's brother squatchops is dead.
Pachops by KINGOFDONUTS July 5, 2012