Outcunted
Damn, Steve. I thought I was going too far by sleeping with that stripper behind my girlfriend's back, but you just completely outcunted me with that troupe of girl-scouts.
Outcunted by Bobby the Bastard October 13, 2011
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Outcounter
An outcounter is when you encounter someone outside of the context in which you know them. The severity of an outcounter can range from a relatively benign run-in with your librarian at the grocery store to more disturbing experiences such as running into your girlfriend's father in the adult video store. Outcounters provoke a sense of the uncanny, a "crashing of worlds", a decentering of perspectives.
Dude 1: Dude, you'll never guess who I had an outcounter with last night at the movies.
Dude 2: Uh oh, ..dude...who?
Dude 1: My boss. I was totally stoned and bumped into him - spilling my popcorn - awkward chit chat ensued. It was extraordinarily obvious that I was high.
Dude 2: Bummer, dude. What an outcounter! So much for that raise.
Dude 2: Uh oh, ..dude...who?
Dude 1: My boss. I was totally stoned and bumped into him - spilling my popcorn - awkward chit chat ensued. It was extraordinarily obvious that I was high.
Dude 2: Bummer, dude. What an outcounter! So much for that raise.
Outcounter by Gideous June 28, 2009
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outcute
To be cuter than anything else in the room, to make everything else feel inferior. As used for kittens, baby pandas and certain parts of the human body.
outcute by Indiawallah November 11, 2013
to outcunt s.o.
I still want us to buy Balotelli just to see if he can outcunt Sturridge.
He makes it easy to outcunt s.o. !
He makes it easy to outcunt s.o. !
to outcunt s.o. by avoidconfusion July 8, 2010
outcasted
outcasted by Judy is wrong May 2, 2008
outgunned
Losing a competition by having your balls handed to you and being beaten out by corporate ass kissers with imaginary, unicorn-like powers and really neat khakis.
I'm sorry Gevork, you were just outgunned by the other candidates. What about my MBA, tenure and expertise? Again, I'm sorry, you were just outgunned.
outgunned by Steve Lucerne June 11, 2008
Outdented
Outdented by XokolloTheFallen October 31, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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