OYF  

An acronym originating from 'off your face', pronounced "oi-ff". Often used to describe the zonked state of oneself after consuming a large medley of illicit substances, mostly notably blow and mj from the good old billy - and as a result no longer being on a level of sanity.

Although a state or feeling, i.e To be "OYF", "OYF" is more commonly used as an adjective.

"Don't bother asking Bud, hes OYF."
"This cunt is always OYF"
"I thought you weren't getting OYF tonight, you junky dog."

OYF by LaFemme19 March 2, 2009

Oyf 

A fat poor nigga without friends

Hey you derek you are a oyf

Oyf by Niggamaster69 December 27, 2022

oyf 

A general expression of dismay, usually said by Canadians.

Similar to oy.

oyf, my roommate is a baptist.

oyf by Noah July 2, 2004

Oyfum 

A mysterious energy that has power over nature and human fortunes. So far it communicates only with Graenolf. If harnessed, it is believed to grant ultimate power.

False acronyms are sometimes created to make sense of the word, but the act is in vain.

I am on a journey to unlock the hidden knowledge of Oyfum and empower my mind, body, and spirit.

Oyfum by Graenolf March 8, 2020

oyfrien

Fnf remove the first and last letyer of your name

Boyfriend minus the b and d

oyfrien by Bitchy bob May 19, 2021

tuchus oyfn tish 

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.

"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."

tuchus oyfn tish by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013

oyff

An absolutely huge 24-inch dick, Says the word Coom a lot. Has a lot of great admins called Draculime, Tenix, Hentia Maykr, etc. There is also some good mods... also discord.gg/oyff (join pls). Epic youtube channel Oyff sub pls.

"Oyff is a fucking cool guy."

oyff by Coomslayer November 16, 2020