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a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.
quote..."which numpty shot my car"
by plain but smart November 01, 2005
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An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge
"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"
by Jim July 14, 2003
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A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.
I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)
by Nuttey Cubey July 09, 2003
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oh god it's that scouse numpty again
by geoff titman January 31, 2003
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When ones balls and dick stick to the side of there leg, usually after sitting for long periods of time
After math claas i had the biggest numpty
by Fernley November 22, 2005
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Small and rotund. Abused and loved.
"Where's my numpty?"
by Numpty buy July 08, 2003
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20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.
by mr. e. john April 17, 2003
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