a bastard turnip
you fucking numpty mr murray
by blaze11 June 20, 2004
A twat from Corby
a right Numpt
by Grog November 02, 2003
NUMP-TEE someone so stupid that he starts fights with evil b*****ds like satan and ME! also he has the muscle tension of a Kit-kat and can not even lift a computer monitor on his own
(see also) martin friend
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
Female drver
The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...
My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...
by RAH August 07, 2003
A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.
I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)
by Nuttey Cubey July 09, 2003
Patrick Numpty Carolan
Is a silly b*ll*cks from County Louth who drives a clapped out BMW.
A complete know all who is so fond of himself that he would crawl up his own arse.

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