Someone who acts/ looks like a ballbag. Could use some major help.
My girl friend mallory was being a Numpty today.
by Bonestead July 31, 2022
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A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.
"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."
by younerd July 24, 2023
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it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world
northern numpties think north is superior
by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019
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Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.
'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'
by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009
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