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Stupid, as in 80% of the world's population.
Our daft ways will eventually lead to our self destruction.
by Girl October 30, 2003
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an expression or state of mind that is ditzy, blank or just plain empty.
That went right over my head. I must be daft.
by amanda February 15, 2005
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crazy, stupid, insane, nuts, moronic, asinine
"Dude! Like, I'm gonna jump off that bridge!"
"You're daft."
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Person 1: Daft means stupid
Person 2: Oh.. So stupid Punk?
Person 1: You're daft
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Inane. A person whose strongly held ideas and beliefs go against common sense.
Stan is so daft, he saw an ad in the paper for a parachute-"Only used once, never opened, small stain."-that he wondered out aloud if it opens on impact.
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The people that voted for Rick Scott as the governor of Florida are D.A.F.T.
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A term, mostly old people use, or like really smart people (like your high english teacher) it is used to describe someone that is odd, or wierd, or just plain stupid!!
Ari; blah blah blah, (stupid stuff)
English Teacher; That Ariana is so daft!
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