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it's "not" with a "g" accidently added to the end
notg really means that same thing as "not"

any questions?
NOTG by DarkMatter October 13, 2004
Notgeil is a german term that cannot be directly translated into English. If one were to translate it directly, it would be "Emergency horny". It refers to people being horny all the time and who are desperate for sex and who will pursue this goal, until they can fuck something with a pulse.
Jim is so notgeil, he is hitting on his friend's little sister and her mother.
notgeil by bubaglobalj February 28, 2011
A condition that is used to plainly and openly show to everyone that someone is, in fact, not gay. Often used in movies or TV shows where male protagonists might be considered gay if there wasn't a scene explicitly showing his heterosexuality, thereby providing him with a case of the notgays to ease viewers and let them know that they are not watching a show with a homosexual character.

First popularized by Harry Plinkett of RedLetterMedia in his review of Star Trek (2009).
Viewers might have thought Spock and Kirk are gay for each other, but since J.J. Abrams made Kirk a ladies' man and had Spock be in a weird relationship with Uhura, we all can rest easy knowing they have a case of the notgays.
notgays by Backlace August 6, 2011

gay notgay 

When a man eats another man’s ass on accident during a three-some with a woman.
I was in a threesome with another man and woman the other night and I accidentally ate the other guys ass, I make that mistake every time, so it’s gay notgay.
gay notgay by Larrykernen April 13, 2022

Notgonnadie

A horribly overrated artist in the Invader Zim fandom. NGD seems to have a creepy obsession with yaoi, yuri, and pedophillia. She somehow got famous for her shitty Invader Zim fan comics. And she lives under the delusion that her fan works are somehow "original". She has a huge ego and will usually talk down to you or insult you for no reason. Bitch much? She has a habit of flipping out on her "friends" and usually blocks them once they try to defend themselves. And if you try to call her on her shit, she'll send her fan tards after you. But what do you expect. She also whines and bitches if ANYTHING isn't to her liking in art. She needs to get off her fucking high horse and realize that she doesn't rule the internet.
I think thats called Notgonnadie
Notgonnadie by TheStickyNoter December 27, 2010

Notgivingashitism 

The sacred religion of simply not giving a shit of what happens on the internet or in real-life. It is required for everyone to follow it in order to advance through life.
It is incredibly easy to ignore such things by a little thing called Notgivingashitism. I'm a firm believer in it and I'm trying to spread the word of the All Mighty Indifferentnator of all things apathetic and neutral. You should do the same.
Notgivingashitism by Bryd0 September 11, 2014