Muslimeze

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The language muslims speak.

Kid: Hey can I have some chicken?

Muslim dude: Hoaibranbio Jghoiah

Kid: Oh muslimeze.. sorry I don't understand.

Muslimeze by synystergates334 October 15, 2011

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Muslimflexer

One of the funniest Muslim meme pages on Instagram.

“Have you heard of muslimflexer?”

“A Muslim that flex you mean?

“No stupid, the Instagram page!”

Muslimflexer by Samaad June 24, 2020

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Muslimeze • Muslimeen • Muslimized • Muslimed • Muslimflexer • Muslim Area • Muslim Extremist • Muslim Flea Flicker

Muslimed

When you hang out with Muslims so much that you start to act like one

Ethan was with that Muslim chick again last night. He is totally about to get Muslimed.

Muslimed by Pocko July 22, 2017

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Muslimeen

A word used to describe muslim terrorists. They are described as always wearing hijabs with only their forehead showing. They target major U.S buildings or planes

Eg1. News reporter: "The Empire State buildings were bombed by muslimeen terrorists.

Eg2. Father: "Our neighbours look like muslimeen terrorists

Muslimeen by Everything-ish January 9, 2021

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Muslimized

A state of being,

to become a person from Islam, and China,

Also, to be a muslimizer, and to muslimize someone

"dude, did you just see that!?"
"what?"

"that chick just got muslimized"

"Oh shit nice"

Muslimized by The_Muslimizer August 2, 2009

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Muslimed

Taking over a country by force, violence, forcing conversion on pain of death.
Occupying a sovereign state and demanding laws be adapted to suit your religion

North Africa was Muslimed by Arsb invaders

United Kingdom is being Muslimed

Muslimed by Bertha Vanation December 26, 2023

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Muslimed

An explosion after someone or a group of people with large sweaty beard screamed "Allahu Akbar".

The SWAT intercepted just moments before the restuarant got muslimed. I was really dissapointed at myself for believing that getting muslimed is the way I die.

Muslimed by MDRafi December 26, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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