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A religious maniac that can't tolerate Christianity but expects everyone to tolerate them. Thats basically it. For more information, see Islam

also note that most muslims arent terrorists but most terrorists are muslims. just a few terrorists like George W Bush and Dick Cheney are.
Welcome to my country, Thank you Allah for this person.
Welcome to 7/11, Thank you Allah for gasoline.
Welcome to my cab, Thank you Allah for 7/11.
Welcome to my church, if you leave, when you die we will eat your corpse.
Welcome to Iraq, Thank Allah for the land we stand on even if we will be destroyed by it in 10 seconds because of a bomb.

Muslims are hypocrites.
by Tory Burnett December 01, 2007
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Also called gay sand niggers,
They fart towards Allah when they turn their asses towards mekka when they pray.
They love to bomb things, and kill themselves
Muslims are the worst pieces of trash in the world today!

Their prophet Mohammad is fake, and a gay pedophile!

Muslims dream of having hairy gay ass sex with their dead prophet mohammad, that piece of shit!

They often use koran toilet paper. It's very sandy hard paper, that scrubs the hairs out of their asses, but they love to flush the koran through the toilets, clogging sewer pipes with their crap paper!

Muslims have one good aspect! They kill eachother, bomb themselves, and are as dumb as dumbfucks!

They are thought to be born coming out of allah's ass, that's why they have this sandy color!
Look there, a stinking farting brown pedophile, who shouts 'llaaaah! and has bombs around his waste!

It's a fucking muslim! They're the trash of the world, together with their shit faith that's less worth than a shit dump in your neighbors toilet!

Muslims don't belong on this world, they should all be tortured!

Muslims stink, and perform gay and pedophile actions within a mosque!
by Fukaface! March 28, 2011
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People that come from other contries, mainly from israel and tries to bomb UK and USA so hard to cause chaos in those contries.Mainly black muslims but i do believe any white person can become muslim aswell.They also stink of poo.
Person A:I don't like muslims they all bomb are country.
Person B:I to hate them, they are filthy fuckers.
by sssdsad October 28, 2007
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A muslim is a person who follows the false prophet mohammad. There bible is the Quarm which most muslims claim contains the peaciful message of Allah but a more detailed look shows that the Quarm preaches intolerance of all non-muslims and opression of women along with the so called "peaceful message". A small percentage of the muslim population are a caring peaceful people while the greater percentage of the muslim population hate christians, jews, America, and all forms of personal freedom. Some muslims have carried there hatred to attacking innocent people such as September 11 and the london subway bombings.
Muslims often overreact to very isignificant things such as showin a picture of mohammad. When mohammod was in a dutch cartoon hundreds of thousands of muslims rioted while christians dont freak out even though jesus is played in numerous movies and tv shows such as south park. Any person who is dumb enough to believe that muslims are peaceful people should take a closer look at the actions of muslims
1. A picture of mohammad is shown in a cartoon.... Hundreds of thousands of muslims riot
Mohammad is acted out in a movie......World War 3
by Mr. John Andrew Smith August 29, 2007
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run away ahhhhhhhhh hes got a strap-on bomb! <8~0
muslim: INFIDEL boom
by Ollie? September 03, 2008
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Someone of Terrorist descent. Someone who either works at a 711 or is related to someone who works at a 711.
I will lend you 10 bucks - Normal person

I will rape your women and burn your flag - muslim
by Nitrotoxin January 21, 2008
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A follower of islam and a douche. Muslims are usually very nasty disgusting people who terrorize innocent people. Muslims have caused many problems in the world and use terrorism intead of political tactics. Muslim women are usually not bad and are forced to submit to the will of the man. A muslim finds satisfaction in converting people through uses of torture. A hindu person is totally different. They might appear to look alike but there is a major difference. Hindus are kind people while muslims are not. Muslims use jihad as an excuse for terrorism.
by nojoke August 29, 2007
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