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muffinfilms 

Created by Amy Winfrey as her thesis on animation, the Muffin Films are a series of animated shorts about muffins. Possibly the greatest web page ever made.
"Muffin?"
"No thanks, I don't like muffins."
"You don't like muffins?! How can you not like muffins, when we're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when we're so good to eat?"
muffinfilms by +12G1)012 May 13, 2005

MuffinMilk 

A fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.
-Yo dude, like wtf is a MuffinMilk?
-It's a new company bro! Check out their site.
-Oh okay cool.
MuffinMilk by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009

muffinkiller

a person who will steal your girl, be a buzzkill, or just piss you off
Keep being a muffinkiller, and I swear I will punch you square in the face!
muffinkiller by chaselc June 18, 2011

muffintrilogy 

vagina =cum+3 times.
She going to do the dirty on me.But she missing out on licklashing with my muffintrilogy.
muffintrilogy by oxocubes1 October 13, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026