Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.

After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

miserab

(n) One who is miserable.

Look at his face, he is such a miserab.

Girl breaks up with her boyfriend and says: "Why did you break up with him?"

Girl: "Because he was a miserab."

You: "Oh. Yea, bummer."

by boop9988 July 26, 2011