If anyone has played Wolfenstein 3D, you know what it is.

Nazi SS Soldier: Schutzstaffel! (Protection Squad)

After shooting the SS Soldier: Mein Leben! (My life)

Mein Leben by Hig Hen November 1, 2008

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Mein Kampf test

An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:

1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).

2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).

3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.

Example:

Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'

Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'

If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

Mein Kampf test by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016

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crowbar maintenance

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.

"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."

crowbar maintenance by tdog59 July 15, 2009

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