Maxted 

a state or definition of blonde moments or being slightly retarded.

being maxted is someone saying im risking it all by using guns on a shooting game or While being chased by cops on GTA 4 a taxi crashes into Tillie's car; "Why are the police in a taxi?"

Maxted by vaccum flask 3 June 29, 2011

Motoki Maxted 

A popular Japanese-American Youtuber that was mainly known for his syncing videos and skits. He's also known for acting in some movies and shows like, Millenials: the musical, Anime crimes division, Broken. He also collabed with Wong fu productions and starred in the short series Just Another Nice Guy.

Person 1: Did you see Motoki Maxted's new video?
Person2: Oh yeah Mojo is hilarious.

Motoki Maxted by iramx April 20, 2019

maxedon 

An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.

That Facebook post was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.

maxedon by animaltrainer April 11, 2020

malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.

"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."

malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

Maxterel 

A cool youtuber/animator!

Go subs to him! :D

A: Hey did you ever heard of Maxterel?

B: oh yeah! He’s a cool ass animator that I just subscribed!

A: heck yeah!

Maxterel by Dan 3.0 February 18, 2022

marted 

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

matted asshair 

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012