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A position of power over people. Most people critize authority until they eventially come into power. Then they complain when they are critized. Hypocrites.
"It's okay to fight everyone else's authority...except mine!"
by Achluo May 26, 2004

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the man who wants to keep you down
Damn the man! Save the empire!
by Ghandi September 23, 2002

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what you must respect
"Respect My Authority!!"
by Eddie J. January 23, 2008

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Ambiguous group with unknown special powers or knowledge that someone refers to for the purpose of intimidation.
I am going to call the Authorities...
by Juls Taylor June 09, 2010

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A nickname for one's dick and balls.
Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!
by Urbandictionaryarab April 01, 2017

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The worst position a legal aldult could have.
The authority is always beating down on me!

All authority expect too much from me. Man, screw them!
by Muhahahanafawnabanana June 18, 2005

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Ones ability to do somthing.
The executive branch should decrease its authority to fuck with the black man.
by Meekrok July 31, 2005

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