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If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.
Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*
Mass Text by NK4 September 2, 2013
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mass text 

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the act in which bored depressed teenagers send the same text message to their entire phone book at the same time. extremly annoying and rude.
girl #1: hey look! i got a new text from jim, the really depressed and bored guy that i know! it says, "hey."

girl #2: hey! i got that text too! grrr. him mass texting is really getting on my nerves.

girl #1: i know! lets both text him back the same reply and maybe he'll be able to take a hint!

girl #2: okay! great idea!
mass text by ellemennop February 9, 2009
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mass text • mass-textodus • mass text monster • mass texticide • mass texting • Masstexterbate • MASS • mass effect • Mass Carriers • Mass Formation Psychosis

Mass Text 

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When someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just MUST BE TOLD TO EVERYONE like merry christmas....or its my birthday.
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".
Lizzy: Holy crap!!! That hottie Bill just texted me!!
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.
Mass Text by Lopsicle December 25, 2009
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mass text monster

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when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.
dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster
mass text monster by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011
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mass texting

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When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.
Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.

David: Yeah, I got that, too.

Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!

David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...
mass texting by Alyk March 4, 2009
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mass textodus 

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A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.
MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.
mass textodus by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009
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mass-textodus 

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a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form
cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending
mass-textodus by robotsdontbreak July 31, 2009
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