Markception 

When a person discovers a new fact that has quite been known for some time but recently perceives it to be true and proclaims the fact his discovery. The twist when the fact describes the person in reality.

James returned from the market and on his return he noticed that wearing hipster glasses is douchy. Little did he know he had markcepted himself as he was wearing the glasses himself. Markception.

Markception by The French Silver Phoenix June 20, 2012

manceptionist 

A receptionist of dubious sexual identity.

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.

manceptionist by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Manceptionist 

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.

Manceptionist by punkman925 November 28, 2007

Manception 

When you covertly plant ideas in a man's head by saying them first, but he wasn't really listening.

Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."

Manception by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022

Manceptional 

What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.

If people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.

Manceptional by Manceptional August 7, 2012

Manception 

When a man starts mansplaining to a woman about what mansplaining is.

I was talking to my girls about mansplianing the other day, and this dude butts in on the conversation and starts talking over me about stuff we already knew. It was manception.

Manception by SavageBoobsMcghee July 22, 2018

Maskeption 

“Mask-deception.” The surprising, yet disappointing feeling when a person looks attractive with their mask on; however, when they take it off, they are deceptively unattractive. This is the blindside equivalent to the same feeling when you see a girl or guy walking from behind and they appear attractive, then they turn around and have an unattractive face.

That girl with the face mask looks cute, but as soon as she removed it, she was just OK. Talk about maskeption.

Maskeption by Dr. J. Stormbreaker III February 19, 2021