Lipportunity 

An opportunity to "get" lips; To have an opportunity to make-out

"Dude, I took advantage of a great lipportunity with this girl yesterday"

Lipportunity by JammingGinger November 1, 2012

dipportunity 

leaving class when the professor is distracted or helping other students.

Yo Danny, should we take advantage of

dipportunity? "Hell yeah man, lets roll!"

dipportunity by kano the insano March 2, 2011

lolportunity 

Noun. plural- ties

1.An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to laugh out loud

2.A situation or condition favorable for attainment of a laughing out loud.

3.A good position, chance, or prospect, as for laughing out loud.

Joe: "Did you hear about the comedy show coming up tonight?"
Mike: "I sure did. It should be an awesome lolportunity."

lolportunity by cBlunted September 29, 2010

Flipportunity 

The opportunity to purchase real estate and sell it for a profit.

Man - I saw a great flipportunity on Zillow.

Realtor- Don't be shocked if that place doesn't really exist, zillow is the craplord of real estate information aggregates.

Flipportunity by Mateo Realtor May 3, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019