Lipportunity 

An opportunity to "get" lips; To have an opportunity to make-out

"Dude, I took advantage of a great lipportunity with this girl yesterday"

Lipportunity by JammingGinger November 1, 2012

dipportunity 

leaving class when the professor is distracted or helping other students.

Yo Danny, should we take advantage of

dipportunity? "Hell yeah man, lets roll!"

dipportunity by kano the insano March 2, 2011

lolportunity 

Noun. plural- ties

1.An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to laugh out loud

2.A situation or condition favorable for attainment of a laughing out loud.

3.A good position, chance, or prospect, as for laughing out loud.

Joe: "Did you hear about the comedy show coming up tonight?"
Mike: "I sure did. It should be an awesome lolportunity."

lolportunity by cBlunted September 29, 2010

Flipportunity 

The opportunity to purchase real estate and sell it for a profit.

Man - I saw a great flipportunity on Zillow.

Realtor- Don't be shocked if that place doesn't really exist, zillow is the craplord of real estate information aggregates.

Flipportunity by Mateo Realtor May 3, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016