Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
When one(s) brain is screwed up by a drug; Lil Pump; Other rapper(s)
Dont be Lil Pump... Please... If you really want to be, just diagnose yourself with Leanism, then KYS after the next day of diagnosis
Leanism by Donutdodrugs June 4, 2018
Related Words
Leanism • leanis • leonism • Lanism • Leafism • Leaism • leanise • leanisha • lebanism • Leenism
When you can't eat a product of an animal with the meat of that same animal, combined.
Can't eat Cheeseburger, (cow meat with the cheese that's made of cow's milk)?? This is leenism...

Can't drink Milk shake with burger?? Leenism.

Can't eat Chicken with egg? Leenism.

Can't eat Goat meat with goat cheese? Again, leenism.

Can't eat Fish with caviar? Leenism.

All these are examples of what is known as "Leenism"
Leenism by louis is louis January 4, 2014
A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.
Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
Leanis by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
A penis of biblical proportions, biologically curious in that both males and females may possess a Leanis. The origins of Leanises or, 'Leanai', are genetic - one cannot be grown, it must be born. In ages nine and younger, a Leanis will present as a smaller, but still formidable 'Stundnis'. In time, and with proper nutrition, this Stundnis will eventually mature into a fully fledged Leanis.
Dave: Man you'll never guess what..
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.
Leanis by notamethhead May 24, 2013
While you are diving there are roads where you have more than enough space to swerve without crossing the opposing lane. Having roads like this creates the feeling of relief that your car will not be too close to even hitting the one next to you. Lanism is the opposite. Lanism is the unexplained feeling when you are driving and then all of a sudden your lane gets really narrow, and you are panicking. This is the sense when you are scared enough of driving this narrow lane and you put both hands on the wheel, look around your surroundings, constantly look at your speed limit to see that you aren't going to fast, and constantly check either side to make sure you don't hit something nearby. When driving, there is this fear growing inside of you, you start to get nervous, and you just forget to breathe for a second. When it all ends, and your lane is the same size, a violent shudder starts coming in filling you up with chicken skin, but at the end, you are relieved that it finally ended.
The driver suffered from the lanism, eyes pelled open in fear, when driving in the narrow lane.
Lanism by xvulcxnx January 28, 2018
1. n.
A penis longer than it is wide.
1. Did you see Joey's leanis? It's so thin, but it goes deep!
leanis by MBI May 3, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
Next