LOLTID

laugh out loud till I die

girl 1: omg did u see your sisters new perm.......it looks like a bush is on her head! girl 2:thats funny! loltid

LOLTID by squishydogyoyo November 27, 2010

loliday 

A glorious day taken off from work for the sole purpose of gathering with friends (3 to 5 preferred) to drink and crush n00bs on the Rift in League of Legends.

Hey guys, want to do a loliday on Sunday?

Jeremy, you twat. You can't do a loliday on Sunday. A loliday can only occur on a workday. You're just talking about a LAN party.

loliday by seedubbya January 16, 2015

Lolidom 

A trend in modern anime that has younger (age 9-14) female characters in positions of power over older male characters, wherein the male character is subjected to frequent humiliation and subordination to the younger female. The trend is often associated with the Tsundere theme of a female character intially seeming to hate,insult and physically harm a male love interest without being provoked and then eventually reveal a weaker and more docile side to their character.

It's seems like Kaze No Stigma is going to be another Lolidom Anime.

That character seems to be into the whole Lolidom thing with his younger sister.

Lolidom by Kaioshin Sama April 12, 2007

loltits 

Tits that are funny to look at and/or are extremely out of proportion

Wow, her loltits are scraping off the ground.
Hey look, on of her tits is higher than the other. loltit

loltits by Mr McFace December 16, 2008

lolkidney 

a person with a kidney that talks

my friend donor'd a lolkidney

lolkidney by Nolan123 January 10, 2008

lollidish 

When u really want to suck a dick in a public toilet with your bae

I want to lollidish you hunny

lollidish by Charziscracra August 22, 2015

lowtide browny 

The opposite of a blumpkin. The woman is taking a shit and getting oral at the same time.

Man, I've had a blumpkin before, but that was the first time we reversed roles and I gave he a lowtide browny.

lowtide browny by LOGAN302 May 5, 2011