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Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.
Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015
A derivative of the term "cashed,"(as in Johnny Cash), meaning the contents of the bowl of a marijuana pipe or bong have been depleted and requires replenishing in order to further indulge.

cashed
"Man I am so fucking baked, lets smoke another bowl. Aw shit dude, the bowl is Johnnied, empty that shit and pack another."

"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"
Johnnied by Jan N. September 22, 2005
1. When you utterly dominate someone in a intelligent manner.

2. When you are enlightened by someones comment.

3. To be mind blown
- "Hey man, did you just see that lawyer ? ...he just got jonnyed

- "Wow thanks man, that was some powerfull stuff, i was just jonnyed the whole"

- "Hey man did you speak to Robert?"
"No, not yet.. why?"
"All i can say is that he jonnys me every time"

Origin - from the old soul yet young in figure Sir Jonathan A E (aka "Jonny")
known for his philosophical and entertaining insight he had on matters that were simple in speech yet powerful in meaning.
jonnyed by recognize*the*forgotten February 5, 2014
Being passed up for a promotion/job that was promised to you; a decision typically made by Administration, wherein an employee works diligently for a position/promotion and Administration decides to hire someone else.
Bob: Hey, did you hear Mark didn't get the job after all?!

Frank: What?!! He was next in line!

Bob: I know man... they Johnnied him...

(usually followed by a moment of silence or an expletive, expressing an outrage for the injustice brought down by The Man)
Johnnied by tesss November 10, 2012

Farmer Johnned 

To farm a lady up the cornhole.
She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....
Farmer Johnned by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

johnnyextreemo 

the koolest guy ever, sexy, smart some times... easy to love, extremely hot, and can kick all of your aasses at once.
that guy is so johnnyextreemo
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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