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An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
Example: My father, the farmer
by The guy whose name you don't know February 06, 2007
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a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 01, 2005
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A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.
by Farmgirl April 26, 2012
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Some one who grows marijuana.either in a house or outside.
guy 1:hey man can you hook me up with some weed?

guy 2:yeah for sure,my cousin steve is a farmer!
by R.B.420 November 20, 2010
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Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.
My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
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A cop who plants evidence.
Ever notice how Det. Jones and Smith are the last to show up on a bust but they're the first to find a stash?

Yeah. They're farmers. They plant.
by acidnoir April 07, 2010
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Is a term used in assosiation with MMORPG. This is a person who play the game with the primary pourpose of making real life profit. They do this by farming money and items in game and then turn around and sell them on the internet for real life cash. To aid in there farming farmers usually use third party programs and camp out specific location in the game for a long period of time.
It's getting harder to find a good place to level with all the dam farmers everywhere.
by ReaperMage September 13, 2005
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