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jewniversity
A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.
NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....
NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....
jewniversity by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006
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Jewsiv • jewsians • Jewniverse • jewsicle • Jewhive • jewsian fusion • Jessive • jessivee • Jewliver • Jewlivitus
Jewsianfusion
A half white, half asian dude, who has nappy hair that grows into a jewfro. This dude also happens to be super cool and isn't your typical asian (i.e. he's bad at math). He also isn't studying to be a doctor or engineer, he is in a international studies program. He also happens to be a stud.
-"Hey do you know any jewsianfusions?"
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."
Jewsianfusion by GLstudent1234 November 18, 2012
Jewsic/Joosic
Jewsic/Joosic by Peckerama April 11, 2008
Jewtivities
The Jewish services held on Friday nights (a.k.a. shabat) where Jews dress up fancy, go to services, and do not use electricity.
Jewtivities by Sir_Nicholas February 8, 2013
jewsitar
A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"