Intextuated
I just can't handle Barry's constant droning about Ms. MyTexts_R_44Ds! Every since she winked at him on MateDate.com he has been "intextuated" with her.
Intextuated by BarleySnob May 28, 2010
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intexticated
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."
"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."
"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007
Word of the Day on May 25, 2010
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driving while intexticated
Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.
Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.
driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009
intexicated
look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
intexticated
intexticated by LeviLover March 8, 2009
intexticated
A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.
intexticated by Industries February 15, 2008
Intexticated
Describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.
With the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone - whether they're walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends - has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don't even notice what's around them anymore.
Intexticated by Dolfi August 28, 2014
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